Painfully Bad Movies

Re: Painfully Bad Movies

feeds@yuku.com (comix750) — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:58:02 GMT

hm worst movies? okay...

5. National Treasure (can you say plot holes?)
4. The Rock (yay Nicolas Cage!...)
3. Wild Wild West (w. t. f...)
2. Dude Where's My Car
1. Hancock

hm willie smith and nick cage are on here twice each...

srsly hancock= painful emotionally, mentally, and even physically. ouch.

Re: Painfully Bad Movies

feeds@yuku.com (Questern) — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 19:13:21 GMT

King's Ransom
Horrible concept, main characters make you hate them instead of actually caring about their existence, more racism than intelligence

Burn After Reading
Interesting concept, main characters make you want them to either STFU or get to the point already, intelligence is there but drowned down by mediocre dialog; the only redeeming part is when Brad Pitt's character gets shot and the guy panics

Re: Painfully Bad Movies

feeds@yuku.com (darkwinguk) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:55:02 GMT

Sweet Merciful Heavens. We are all doomed.

*shudders*

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feeds@yuku.com (Craig Bayfield) — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 21:46:54 GMT

Well, if you thought Hobgoblins was bad... look at how the soon to be released sequel is looking.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI8omyZbfeE

A painfully bad movie sequel to a painfully bad movie which is fully aware of how painfully bad it.

To put it in perspective, during the MST3K episode of Hobgoblins Mike and the bots make cardboard cut outs to watch the movie for them with a poorly...

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feeds@yuku.com (Darkest Light) — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 21:31:52 GMT

O.o the simple fact you said "Ripoff" and "Land before Time" in the Same sentence=Disturrrrbing

But bad movies...well I haven't seen anyone that put down ANY SCI-FI movie of the week (but they're so bad they're good )
and Anaconda (all 3 of them)

Re: Painfully Bad Movies

feeds@yuku.com (darkwinguk) — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 17:49:43 GMT

Emerald Echidna wrote:
Oh..... "The Wild Wild Wild World of Batwoman"

It is so horrible I laughed so hard to the point it was painful.

Ah, that was a great one. "Well, the music's awful, but at least it's drowning out the dialogue."

I'm sure Craig will agree with me on the following (though technically they're mentioned above):
Manos: The...

Re: Painfully Bad Movies

feeds@yuku.com (Hybrid Project Alpha) — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 16:12:34 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo4t8PeqJ6E

/thread

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feeds@yuku.com (Ramza the Fox) — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 14:25:22 GMT

Dracula 3000 was just plain horrible. For it's time, many things were available that could have made this movie better, but they used NONE OF THEM!!! Even the explosions were done by pasting Final Doom explosion animations into the film. Also, half the movie was nothing more than a cheap ripeoff of Dracula, running through random corridors in some space ship wannabe craft that in my opinion looked like a shooped submarine. Kindergardeners can do better than this!

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feeds@yuku.com (Toby Barrett) — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 22:18:23 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J6VzZptQO8

City Lights would like to have a word with you. >8(

Re: Painfully Bad Movies

feeds@yuku.com (Spawn Warrior) — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 17:42:32 GMT

Old black and white movies, that don't have any audible dialogue, being presented audibly, and that are movies that have subtitles, definitely seem pretty terrible to me.

Re: Painfully Bad Movies

feeds@yuku.com (mobius springheart) — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 21:23:02 GMT

Anything by Paul W Anderson...Seriously - you just wanna scream this down his ear half the time!

" DUDE, JUST STOP NOW...You're DOING IT WRONG! " >>;;;

Re: Painfully Bad Movies

feeds@yuku.com (Avesthefox) — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:21:18 GMT

Craig Bayfield wrote:
It's Christmas time again, time for Santa Claus Conquers The Martians. I has it on DVD and it is so deliciously bad.

Not like Day After Tomorrow. I HATE THAT MOVIE SOOOOOOO MUCH!!! *Godzilla scream!*

the MST3K edition is the best! Oh, and let's not forget that other Santa Clause clasic that was featured with Joel and the bots ()or was it Mike?) the one with the devil in it...

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feeds@yuku.com (Spite) — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:01:08 GMT

Ramza the Fox wrote:
The Ring. Need I say more?

Yeah, you could say The Ring Two is a lot worse.

Also any Miike Takahashi film i care to think of is just cinematic garbage. He's already directed one game adaption (Yakuza), a few more and he will be our new Uwe Boll.

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feeds@yuku.com (Emerald Echidna) — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:08:59 GMT

Oh..... "The Wild Wild Wild World of Batwoman"

It is so horrible I laughed so hard to the point it was painful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_ihpN4pHH0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow82ls0AqCE

And yes! Phoenix Games are just horrible, mostly because of the blatant Disney copies.

Re: Painfully Bad Movies

feeds@yuku.com (The Turtle Guy) — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 17:00:26 GMT

Hiro0015 wrote:
-Master of Disguise

>=(

Re: Painfully Bad Movies

feeds@yuku.com (Craig Bayfield) — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 16:31:30 GMT

It's Christmas time again, time for Santa Claus Conquers The Martians. I has it on DVD and it is so deliciously bad.

Not like Day After Tomorrow. I HATE THAT MOVIE SOOOOOOO MUCH!!! *Godzilla scream!*

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feeds@yuku.com (Rico Underwood) — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 16:28:38 GMT

Wut DB said.

~Rico

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feeds@yuku.com (D B Vulpix) — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:39:02 GMT

Um...on that note....ANYTHING from Phoenix Games !!

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feeds@yuku.com (Avesthefox) — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:25:10 GMT

Not entirely a movie. But its worth mentioning

Dinosaur Adventure

A mind numbing rip off of The Land Before Time. Its sold as a Playstation 2 cd game, but only has a few kiddie puzzles in it. But then there's the movie itself which comes on the cd......

It is in fact considered new material for Youtube Poop. It makes the Zelda CD-i games look like Twilight Princess.

Watch the video yourself (its in five parts on Youtube):

Re: Painfully Bad Movies

feeds@yuku.com (Jinsoku) — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 12:35:44 GMT

Rishi wrote:
Sweet, dude. I've squeeze every inch of her fine Chinese butt. <3

Simmer down, now, Rish. Simmer down. :P

Painfully Bad Movies

feeds@yuku.com (Avesthefox) — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:52:21 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyI6GyeDvpw

Watch that clip all the way through.... I dare ya

and then, discuss even more bad movies or post another Youtube link. Uwe Boll films are allowed =)