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D B Vulpix |
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Um...on that note....ANYTHING from Phoenix Games !!
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Rico Underwood |
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Wut DB said.
~Rico |
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Craig Bayfield |
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It's Christmas time again, time for Santa Claus Conquers The Martians. I has it on DVD and it is so deliciously bad.
Not like Day After Tomorrow. I HATE THAT MOVIE SOOOOOOO MUCH!!! *Godzilla scream!* |
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The Turtle Guy |
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Hiro0015 wrote: >=( |
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Emerald Echidna |
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Oh..... "The Wild Wild Wild World of Batwoman"
It is so horrible I laughed so hard to the point it was painful. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_ihpN4pHH0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow82ls0AqCE And yes! Phoenix Games are just horrible, mostly because of the blatant Disney copies.
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12/05/2008 6:11 PM.
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Spite |
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Ramza the Fox wrote: Yeah, you could say The Ring Two is a lot worse. Also any Miike Takahashi film i care to think of is just cinematic garbage. He's already directed one game adaption (Yakuza), a few more and he will be our new Uwe Boll. |
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Avesthefox |
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Craig Bayfield wrote:the MST3K edition is the best! Oh, and let's not forget that other Santa Clause clasic that was featured with Joel and the bots ()or was it Mike?) the one with the devil in it and the LEERING santa! |
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mobius springheart |
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Anything by Paul W Anderson...Seriously - you just wanna scream this down his ear half the time!
" DUDE, JUST STOP NOW...You're DOING IT WRONG! " >>;;;
Mobius Springheart: Live Life on the wing
Mobius Forum's Ace Legal Eagle in training! E-mail @ Mobius_Springheart@yahoo.com |
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Spawn Warrior |
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Old black and white movies, that don't have any audible dialogue, being presented audibly, and that are movies that have subtitles, definitely seem pretty
terrible to me.
Spawn: I'm the Supreme Hellspawn from Hell! |
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Toby Barrett |
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Ramza the Fox |
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Dracula 3000 was just plain horrible. For it's time, many things were available that could have made this movie better, but they used NONE OF THEM!!! Even
the explosions were done by pasting Final Doom explosion animations into the film. Also, half the movie was nothing more than a cheap ripeoff of Dracula,
running through random corridors in some space ship wannabe craft that in my opinion looked like a shooped submarine. Kindergardeners can do better than this!
Only on Tuesdays as that is the day that stuff happens when it happens by happening because it will happen on Tuesday, as that is the day that stuff happens in
it's happening of happening, thus happening again and again until Tuesday never comes, but Tuesday always comes because it is Tuesday and the day that
stuff happens.
-AVATAR SUPLIED BY Kaze the Chao- |
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Hybrid Project Alpha |
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Emerald Echidna wrote:Ah, that was a great one. "Well, the music's awful, but at least it's drowning out the dialogue." I'm sure Craig will agree with me on the following (though technically they're mentioned above): Manos: The Hands of Fate ("You never had a dog!") Space Mutiny (the dangers of railings) Prince of Space (Krankor!) Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders (where even to begin??) Overdrawn at the Memory Bank (ditto) The Creeping Terror A Touch of Satan ("This is where the fish lives") Hobgoblins (I've actually entirely repressed the memories of this movie, although watching it at 4am as part of a MSTie all-nighter in London probably didn't help) I may have to break out Santa Claus Conquers the Martians again - if only for Tom's little manic monologue on what would happen if Santa tried to visit the SOL... DW
I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the substantial and inescapable penalty for early withdrawal. I am Darkwing Duck!
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Darkest Light |
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O.o the simple fact you said "Ripoff" and "Land before Time" in the Same sentence=Disturrrrbing
But bad movies...well I haven't seen anyone that put down ANY SCI-FI movie of the week (but they're so bad they're good and Anaconda (all 3 of them) ![]() Hee hee hee |
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Craig Bayfield |
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Well, if you thought Hobgoblins was bad... look at how the soon to be released sequel is looking.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI8omyZbfeE A painfully bad movie sequel to a painfully bad movie which is fully aware of how painfully bad it. To put it in perspective, during the MST3K episode of Hobgoblins Mike and the bots make cardboard cut outs to watch the movie for them with a poorly sung "Hobgoblins, Hobgoblins, what do you do with those Hobgoblins"... that is the themesong to the sequel, according to this trailer. (the first youtube link is this portion of that episode) |
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darkwinguk |
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Sweet Merciful Heavens. We are all doomed.
*shudders*
I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the substantial and inescapable penalty for early withdrawal. I am Darkwing Duck!
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Questern |
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King's Ransom
Horrible concept, main characters make you hate them instead of actually caring about their existence, more racism than intelligence Burn After Reading Interesting concept, main characters make you want them to either STFU or get to the point already, intelligence is there but drowned down by mediocre dialog; the only redeeming part is when Brad Pitt's character gets shot and the guy panics
"If my calculations are correct...when this baby hits 88 mph...you're gonna see some serious s***." ~Back to the Future
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." ~Charles Schultz
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comix750 |
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hm worst movies? okay...
5. National Treasure (can you say plot holes?) 4. The Rock (yay Nicolas Cage!...) 3. Wild Wild West (w. t. f...) 2. Dude Where's My Car 1. Hancock hm willie smith and nick cage are on here twice each... srsly hancock= painful emotionally, mentally, and even physically. ouch. |
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