|
This forum is for discussion involving sociology, philosophy, science, culture, opinions, gender, politics, etc. Art by Jeffrey K. Bedrick and Noel Mollon |
| Author | Comment | ||
|---|---|---|---|
Hukos |
|||
|
I came into this topic expecting a serious flame war. I am deeply disappointed now. What am I to do with this cheddar popcorn and lawnchair?
|
|||
HidoiKijo |
|||
|
This is hillarious! Last Thursday my friend was relating to me the story of how she found bible fanfics....
Similar to Sonadow, there's Jesus/Judas stories out there. And now I come in here and find this topic...wow
~~~ Bloody hell it's SHh signaling in Neural Progenitor Cells... so you're telling me that without Sonic signaling we would have no neurons and be
brainless? Oh the irony of it all! "My head doesn't seem to understand my head." - Neuroanatomy class
|
|||
Rishi |
|||
Hukos wrote:You can gimme the cheddar popcorn for a start. Keep the lawnchair though. Oh, and to stay on topic: I wouldn't mind reading some Bible fanfics someday. Could be immensely entertaining.
|
|||
Spawn Warrior |
|||
|
I want to see some Satan the Devil, the ruler of Hell bible fanfics made into movies. Since that would be very awesome.
Spawn: I'm the Supreme Hellspawn from Hell! |
|||
Rishi |
|||
Spawn Warrior wrote:Yeah dude, no kidding!
|
|||
Spawn Warrior |
|||
|
Thanks for the support Rishi.
Spawn: I'm the Supreme Hellspawn from Hell! |
|||
Toby Underwood |
|||
|
|||
Spawn Warrior |
|||
|
Where'd you find that picture that you've posted up Toby Underwood?
Spawn: I'm the Supreme Hellspawn from Hell! |
|||
Rishi |
|||
Spawn Warrior wrote:Anytime, Ma--- uh, I mean Spawn.
|
|||
Toby Underwood |
|||
|
It's from one of those talking pictures, laddie! I say, top hole, sah! Called Lucy: Daughter of the Devil if I recall. Spiffing good scoff you know! If
it were vittles it would most definitely be a leek and toproot pastie, if I do say so myself! And I do, haha! Wot, wot! Oh look at that you villian,
you'd gotten me all peckish with this talk of food. I'll just drag meself to the kitchen for a nip of cordial. *ear wiggle*
|
|||
Spawn Warrior |
|||
|
Lucy: Daughter of the Devil , huh? I like that name alot, I'm going to look for more information on this picture later.
Spawn: I'm the Supreme Hellspawn from Hell! |
|||
Hukos |
|||
|
*Hands a note that says to look up Adult Swim*
|
|||
Spawn Warrior |
|||
|
Well thanks for the note Hukos, I'm planning on doing just that. Thanks a bunch.
Spawn: I'm the Supreme Hellspawn from Hell! |
|||
Cookirini |
|||
|
I personally like Commando Jesus myself.
~AYUMU KASUGI~ We remember so she doesn't have to. *my stuff* - *an insane RPG* - *chachacha!* |
|||
Squishie |
|||
Cookirini wrote:Never heard of it. |
|||
Spawn Warrior |
|||
|
I don't recall having ever read of Commando Jesus, before this thread/topic.
Spawn: I'm the Supreme Hellspawn from Hell! |
|||
D B Vulpix |
|||
|
What about Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter?
|
|||
SavageSonic |
|||
Don't feel too bad. I came into this topic expecting a debate on the validity of books written by prophets of cultish religions that are their own little "add ons" to the Bible. Now, I want to inform everyone that I don't take the Bible 100% seriously but I do believe there is SOME truth to it, just not all. For example, like the creation story. But many of the old rituals that the Hebrew people were told to do, well, they really did those things, and there really was a Jerusalem and such. Watch Science of the Bible, it's a good series, and it allows you to come to a conclusion yourself about the validity of the Bible. They begin by examining the New Testiment and the Miricles of Jesus. Now, what I mean by "add ons" are books like the Book of Mormon, or even books that were re-written to suit another religion's beliefs, like Islam and the Koran. Mormons for example, believe a tribe of Jews crossed over to the Americas centuries before the Birth of Christ, and that they were split into two groups based on their descent. The Lamanites and the Nephites. The Lamanites were cursed and said to have been the primary ancesters of the native americans. The nephites supposedly died out, but genetic tests between jews and native americans have proved the falsehood of said story. The way it was written, you can TELL it had one primary author, but Mormons claim that different prophets wrote the different books within the Book of Mormon. Also, the only evidence of any magical golden plates were taken from the word of Joseph Smith and his family and buddies. But I can say this much for Joseph Smith, he was either a genius or a fool because he created at least three different world religions, and suffered a lot of persecution. Of course, wanting to reinstate polygamy into American society wouldn't exactly make him very popular either, especially when he lead an army against the United States government. The battles of the Book of Mormon I was told were actually based on Battles in the Civil war. So when you think about it, the Book of Mormon could be looked at as a poorly written book of Literature with some basis on the Bible and some Basis on the civil war. Nevertheless, it's little more than a fantasy or tall tale of early American Civilization and nothing more. |
|||
Rico Underwood |
|||
|
You realize that everything you just applied against mormons makes your book of choice look faker than a supermodel's cleavage.... right?
~Rico |
|||
Tergonaut |
|||
|
Mau, I'm respectfully asking you to stop quoting things that aren't true. The "DNA proof" was done by taking samples from Jews in New York and comparing that to natives of South and Central America. It was a hoax to trick people into believing there was
hardcore scientific evidence against the Book of Mormon. There is no way that after generations of intermixing with different peoples that a Jew in NY and
Native Americans are going to have much in common genetically speaking.
I've never heard about Joseph Smith leading an army against the US government. I really can't figure out where you came up with that one. But it makes no sense; once the US government asked the LDS church to send men to help during one of the wars of that time, and later the Nauvoo Legion was formed for the defense of Nauvoo, but in neither case was the army mobilized to attack or harm the US government. And the Book of Mormon was published in 1830 - DECADES before the Civil War. Please talk with me first if you're going to post more stuff like this - I'd really like to help you avoid embarrassing yourself any further. There are a lot of lies and mistruths about the LDS church out there, and it can be hard to tell the truth apart from the fiction.
Life and Story go on. To the reader, I'll see you later.
Website for information on the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints www.mormon.org Tergonaut's DA account |
|||