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Have you ever wondered what your age and weight might be if you were currently living on another planet, moon or star? I have. This page enables you to find out what your age would be and when your next birthday would arrive if you lived on another planet in this solar system:

http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/age/index.html

Similarly, this page enables you to find out what your weight would be if you lived on another planet or moon in this solar system and also what your weight would be if you lived on a white dwarf star and a neutron star:

http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/weight/index.html

In this thread, we can first post our age and weight here on Earth for the sake of comparison and then we can subsequently post our ages and weights on other worlds in this solar system. If you're too shy or whatever to post your Earth weight, THEN GET THE F**K OUTTA THIS THREAD YOU PARTY-POOPER!!!!!!!!! Nah, just kiddin'. If you don't wanna give your Earth weight in this thread, then just give the different age results that you'll get or vice versa. Okay, I'll start off with my age results (and I might add comments to at least some of the results that I'll get):

Earth

Earth Days = 7,626.5

Earth Years = 20.8

Next Birthday = Wed, Feb 25, 2009

Mercury

Mercurian Days = 130.1

Mercurian Years = 86.6

Next Birthday = Sat, Feb 7, 2009

Venus

Venusian Days = 31.3

Venusian Years = 33.9

Next Birthday = Sat, Jan 24, 2009

Mars

Martian Days = 7,404.4

Martian Years = 11.1

Next Birthday = Mon, Sep 20, 2010

Jupiter

Jovian Days = 18,601.4

Jovian Years = 1.76

Next Birthday = Wed, Nov 16, 2011

Saturn

Saturnian Days = 16,947.9

Saturnian Years = 0.7 (I don't think this result means that I'd be a fetus if I were hypothetically able to live on Saturn, I'm pretty sure that I'd still have the adult body that I do... it's just that the RATE of time would be very different... or something like that anyway! LOL)

Next Birthday = Thur, Aug 10, 2017

Uranus

Uranian Days = 10,592.4

Uranian Years = 0.24

Next Birthday = Sun, Feb 28, 2072

Neptune

Neptunian Days = 11,382.9

Neptunian Years = 0.12

Next Birthday = Mon, Dec 11, 2152

Pluto

Plutonian Days = 1,193.5 (I absolutely REFUSE to accept that Pluto is no longer officially considered a planet in this solar system! Pluto is BADASS and is STILL a planet in my opinion! GOOOOOOOOO PLUTO, YOU F****N' CHAMP!!!!!!! LOVE YOU, PLUTO!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! )

Plutonian Years = 0.083

Next Birthday = Sat, Oct 1, 2236

And now onto my weight results:

Planets

Earth

59 kilograms ('kg' for short)

Mercury

22.3 kg

Venus

53.5 kg

Earth's Moon

9.7 kg

Mars

22.2 kg

Jupiter

139.4 kg

Saturn

62.7 kg

Uranus

52.4 kg

Neptune

66.3 kg

Pluto

3.9 kg

Moons Of Jupiter

Io

10.82 kg

Europa

7.88 kg

Ganymede

8.54 kg

Callisto

7.45 kg

A Few Different Types Of Stars

Our Sun

1,597.2 kg

A White Dwarf Star

76,700,000 kg (talk about morbid obesity! )

A Neutron Star

8,260,000,000,000 kg (now that's TRIPPED OUT!!! TRIPPED OUT, I TELLS YA!!!!!!!!! )

I can't wait to see everyone else's results!